Election Muffins - YOU decide!

We had to do it, didn't we? Magog Muffins of course is non-partisan but, beset by election fever, could not help coming up with partisan treats:

In the red corner is our "Crunchy cranberry with smashed hazelnut topping";

In the orange corner is our "Adversarial apricot with flakey almond topping"

In the blue corner is our "Blistering blueberry with no toffing" and

In the green corner we offer "Astringent apple with fairly traded pistachio topping"

We tried to come up with a UKIP variety but they were totally without taste and instead of rising with applied heat they deflated and sank without trace.

For the next 9 days (ending on Sunday 9th with the post-election parties) we are offering these varieties as election specials. In true free and fair spirit (fair, anyway) you choose the percentages of each colour - contact magogmuffins@gmail.com with details of what you would like to order and we will tailor them individually to your needs:

To arrive in time for the election, last orders by Tuesday 4th May (6pm) for posting first class on Wednesday 5th.

DIRECT DELIVERY (Cambridge area) Any number at £1 per muffin

Minimum order 10. £2 delivery charge per order but free for orders of 20 or over.

We will also deliver free any order with more than 50% green variety muffins, or to a household displaying a green party sticker. Although we remain non-partisan (really!) we greatly admire Tony Juniper who is standing for Cambridge and feel that whatever colour of government we end up with on Friday, he would be a valuable voice within it

Enjoy your muffins and, whatever your colour preference - vote, vote, vote!